On the way to Dallas, we stopped at Sonic for dinner.
Me: What's everyone getting?
Emily: I heard the Chicago dog is really good. I think I'll get that.
We all enjoy our delicious Sonic food and head out.
Two hours later, we stop for a bathroom break. After emptying our bowels, we all pile back in the car.
Andy: Ugh. It smells like rotten ass in here. Is that the relish from the Chicago dog?
Emily: I've been thinking this whole time, 'Andy should have thrown away that nasty ass Sonic bag with the leftover hot dog in it.' That smell is awful.
Katelynn: Andy did throw that bag away.
Which is when Emily sniffs her hands and realizes that the moldy ass relish smell is, indeed, coming from her hands and has been stinking up the car for the past 150 miles.
What a great start to a great road trip, amiright?