Monday, April 11, 2011

I Heard the Chicago Dog is Good

On the way to Dallas, we stopped at Sonic for dinner.

Me:  What's everyone getting?

Emily:  I heard the Chicago dog is really good. I think I'll get that.

We all enjoy our delicious Sonic food and head out.

Two hours later, we stop for a bathroom break. After emptying our bowels, we all pile back in the car.

Andy:  Ugh. It smells like rotten ass in here. Is that the relish from the Chicago dog?

Emily:  I've been thinking this whole time, 'Andy should have thrown away that nasty ass Sonic bag with the leftover hot dog in it.' That smell is awful.

Katelynn: Andy did throw that bag away.

*Silence*

Which is when Emily sniffs her hands and realizes that the moldy ass relish smell is, indeed, coming from her hands and has been stinking up the car for the past 150 miles.

What a great start to a great road trip, amiright?

20 comments:

  1. Ok, yes, eating Sonic makes your car smell like a pile of ass for about 72 hours. And the Chicago dog is a force of nature. I don't care if the relish smelled like Ke$ha's crotch, I would eat them everyday I died.

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  2. Okay so she smells the moldy ass relish on her hands right after you all got out of the rest stop from dropping the kids off at the pool?

    So your friend dropped ass and never washed her hands?!?!??!

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  3. I freaking love Sonic. I wish we had them around here.

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  4. I just got a mini stroke while laughing HHAHAHAHA

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  5. @Jennifer - That's the best part. She HAD washed her hands, and that relish smell was STILL THERE. I imagine that smell is what Hell is like.

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  6. hahaha i just vomited a little in my mouth..."He did throw away the bag."

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  7. Never had a Chicago dog, but just reading about it made me vomit a tiny bit in my mouth.

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  8. Oops, totes did not see Paige's comment above mine before publishing... Swearsies!

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  9. I went to a drive-through Sonic for the first time ever the other day, it was supposed to be a real big deal, like "OMG, there is a fucking Sonic, we need to go to the fucking Sonic, this shit is gonna be sick!"... but it was just a regular drive-thorugh.

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  10. Which also means she didn't wash her nasty ass hands after emptying her bowels.

    Nice.

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  11. Sounds like the best road trip ever.

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  12. When I cut onions, they smell like onions for days no matter how much I wash.

    It actually smells more like if an onion were to take a poop.

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  13. This is truly a great read for me. I have bookmarked it and I am looking forward to reading new articles. Keep up the good work.

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  14. 1. Ew.
    2. I really do love Sonic, as fast food goes.
    3. Do not let this trick you into thinking that Sonic knows shit about a Chicago hot dog / let this in any way deter you from seeking a real one out in your future. I mean, I doubt this was really on your to-do list...but...it should be. Unless you already have, in which case you already know.

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  15. What the hell is Chicago dog?? I thought dog was purely a Korean delicacy?

    I may google this.

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  16. Was it regular relish or neon green relish? If the relish doesn't look radioactive it's not really a Chicago dog.

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  17. This is not the right way to bring dogs back. I try to stay away from relish since it looks like baby poop

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  18. Andy even GOT OUT OF THE CAR and walked around to the front of the building to throw the garbage away. He even waited for me to take my last bites so he could collect my trash as soon as i was done and emily didn't even notice because she was too busy picking the seeds out of her teeth from the chicago dog's bun.

    "you're not even polite now emily"

    -katelynnnnn (bfff)

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