Three posts in one week? Whaaaaa?
If you aren't on 20sb, you might not know that I'm the Snuggie GIF Queen. Because I'm pretty sure Snuggie GIFs make everyone happy. How can you look at this and not immediately be cheered up?
This family of four is raising the roof like no one ever has before. And they're warm and sipping coffee while they do it! Can you do that under a normal blanket?
I don't think so.
Here's more proof that putting on a Snuggie immediately turns you into the happiest person on the planet:
And right after he totally shows her up (because everyone knows juggling is way harder than hula hooping), he steals the fucking remote right out of her hand. What. A. Dick.
And the macarena? In a motherfucking Snuggie? Life doesn't get much better than this, y'all. I don't know how that many people happened to show up to a club and just happened to be in their Snuggie gear, but goddamn that Snuggie club scene makes me want to get down to some Ying Yang Twins in my Snuggie. Droppin' it like it's hot and backin' that ass up -- Snuggie style.
So after posting so many Snuggie GIFs and seeing how over-the-moon happy these people in the commercials were, I decided it needed to be tested. I own a Snuggie but had never really used it because I didn't want to be accused of being a Dorkasauras Rex. Luckily, I pulled it out of the closet, dusted it off, and created this just for you:
I made Andy film me looking super fucking happy in my Snuggie all over the house, doing all sorts of awesome things you can't do under a regular blanket. And you know I couldn't make a video of all that without GIF'ing myself, right? (GIF'ing myself *giggle*) The full video is hiz-ere (no sound necessary):
I plan on making a full-length Snuggie commercial this weekend. Maybe I'll enter it in Sundance or something.