Sidenote: Before we start, I have exciting news! Andy has agreed to let me interview him for the bloggity blog even though he's super shy, and I didn't even have to promise him blow jays or anything because he said, "You're going to give blow jays anyways," which isn't exactly a good thing because WTF, I'm being punished for being an awesome fiancee, amiright? Anyways, if you want me to ask a question for you while I'm doing my interview, leave it in the comments section and I promise I'll ask him. (Unless it's incrimitating to me.) (Then there's no promises.)
*Starting off with a nudey picture, hells yes!*
*I was often surrounded with presents. That's what happens when you're as amazing as 7-year old me. Also, I had that haircut again up until six months ago. Classy.*
*Blue Crayon Halloween costume. Best. Costume. Ever. Bonus points to me for having a "Fuck you, Mom, I want to go get my motherfucking halloween candy rightfuckingnow!" expression on my face.*
*This was one of the few moments I wasn't sitting by the goal, Native American style, picking weeds. My mom has it up in her living room as if to say, "See? My daughter USED to do stuff besides watch tv and drink wine."*
The time in between these two pictures is a period I like to refer to as "The Dark Years". There aren't many pictures from that time because I was an embarassing, pot-bellied mess of a pre-teen, and I made sure to stay far away from cameras. Don't worry because the few that I do have will be revealed soon! Then you can all point and laugh and throw rocks at my face so I can relive middle school. Just please don't do the pig's blood on my prom dress thing again because that shit is really difficult to get out of your hair.
*7th grade Sara on the way to church camp. "I love Jesus, yes I do, I love Jesus, how about YOU?!" is what we used to chant. Sigh.... Um, sorry, God.*
*8th grade Sara at Disciple Now weekend held at MY parents' house. I can still name all the books of the Bible in order, thankyouverymuch.*
*10th grade Sara. That fucking whore red lipstick was required. Stopjudgingme.*
*Senior year which was really not that long ago. This is one of the first documented cases of Sara doing duck face EVER. Practically an artifact or something, right?*
Happy weekending, y'all!
UPDATE: I put a poll in the top right corner for y'all! I was thinking of doing my "seven things" task in video form so let me know what you think. : )