Thursday, September 9, 2010

Classy Is As Classy Does

Andy and I are watching The Newlywed Game and the question is, "The first place we kissed is ________ and the first place we had sex is __________."

Andy: On my couch and in my bed. *smiles lovingly at his beautiful fiancee AKA me*

Me: Aw, isn't he just the sweetest....

Andy: ON THE SAME NIGHT!!! *high five*

(He speaketh the truth.)


PS - The new "slogan" in the header at the top is courtesy of Nicole. It suits me, no?

23 comments:

  1. So what? I have the same story. Sometimes waiting isn't the right thing to do. Whatever, I'm still a classy bitch, and so are you.

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  2. Love the new slogan. It is totally you.

    I'm impressed he remembers. So many guys totally don't.

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  3. Funny...the answers are the same in our house....'cept my dude would be polishing his knuckles on his chest, talking about how I couldn't keep my hands off him.

    He'd be speaking truths too.

    The tag line...so true, so true.

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  4. Yup, I'm a slut too. Just kidding girls. We are all in committed relationships but I'm not lying when I say our first kiss and first 'encounter' were on the very same night. It was meant to be!

    Class through. and. through.

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  5. No VAGINA! in this post. I have to admit I'm a tiny bit disaappointed; I did think you'd find a way to sneak it in there somewhere...

    Also.... SLUT!!!

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  6. OK, all you ladies make me feel better about banging dudes on the first night I met them. I keep it classy up in here, too.

    Also, did you know the plural of vagina is not vaginas, but vaginae?

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  7. I try to keep it classy but unfortunately I've never kissed/banged all in one night. Seems I have something to work towards.

    Lor

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  8. Hmmm..the first time and place I kissed my hubbie...can't remember. I clearly am the male in this relationship when it comes to remembering important Firsts. The first place we had sex was in my bed (my head at the foot of the bed) in my room praying to God my mother didn't get home from work or my then boyfriend would have been castrated and my vag would have been used to mop the floor.
    I do love the slogan! Priceless!!!

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  9. Is it worse when those two things occur on the same night, and it wasn't even a date? :\

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  10. The first place I kissed my...whoops, I'm single.
    The first place I slept with my....whoops, I'm still single. Dammit.
    I could give answers for exes, but that doesn't count...
    And you haven't even mentioned vagina in this post. Now I am incurably depressed.

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  11. We'd have to add "twice!". And "in the shower".

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  13. (Take two since I'm a rock star goofus)

    I hedged and hemmed and hawed over sharing this because I DO NOT WANT PEOPLE TO STEAL IT, MKAY? but I ultimately concluded that A) if it takes off, I'm a fucking ROCK STAR and B) You live far enough away for it to probably be okay.

    After sex? I high five. I may POSSIBLY be the coolest girl in the universe, so.

    Now you know the secret too, new blog friend. You can also be cool. High fiving, after sex. The guys love it.

    http://arguingwithadoughnut.blogspot.com/

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  14. Same story here. We've been married for almost two years.

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  15. Say the alphabet!

    High-five, Andy?

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  16. Same story. Married for 10 years. Classy AND sexy.

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  17. It's good to see that a good chunk of you have banged on the first date and you're still together today. I totally just pictured Andy high-fiving himself by the way...even though I don't know what he looks like.

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  18. I am officially happy I stumbled on to your blog :)

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  19. Oh my gosh. I cracked up at this post because that could've been me and my boyfriend having that conversation. Same places and situation as you. Great blog, by the way.

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