Thursday, August 19, 2010

Everybody! Come and See How Good I Look!

Okay, so I'm totally going to announce the contest winner tomorrow, swearsies. For now, watch this video of me WINNING in Vegas on the huge ass slot machine. Also, note the many rude people walking right in front of the camera. Bitches.


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Not pictured: The man who went right before me who spent $20 trying to win. He looked pretty fucking pissed when I won on my second spin.

PS - Don't I look like a professional gambler?

PSS - More videos to come. They're not sex tapes but still pretty fun.

14 comments:

  1. Haha, nice! You look like Vanna White. How much did you win?

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  2. I won thirty bucks. And it all came out in $1 tokens. It was pretty badass. And very LOUD.

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  3. Are you saying, "I think that's a good thing?"

    *giggle*

    Lor

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  4. Hee hee. Manfriend laughed at "CashOutBaybee." Probably cuz it sounds like him but all Louisianisnanana whatever you call it.

    Oh I FORGOT TO TELL YOU!! Our project Manager is from Louisiana. I can't understand a fucking word he says. It's almost like he's that Boomhauer guy from King of the Hill 'cept he says ..Horsesheeeit and stuff like that a lot.

    He's old and has some pimping 'burns and a Elvis like fluff in the front of his hairpiece.

    I think of you every time I see (no hearing or comprehension is involved) him speak and start to snicker.

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  5. I'm really loving how you spelled Louisianisnanana. And I can *totally* picture an old man saying horseshiiiiit because they do that all the time here.

    Also, I find it hilarious that you can't understand someone from Louisiana. We talk real slow 'round these parts!

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  6. Well GopppherShiiiiit, I must sound like a chipmunk on bathtub meth to him!!

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  7. Wow so can I rub you for good luck so I can win too.

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  8. Absolutely.

    Unless that was dirty, and then.... well, ok. Still yes.

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  9. Man, last year when I went to Vegas I was at a slot machine, and spent a good thirty minutes and about forty dollars on that turd. I gave up, and some lady took the same machine right after I left. She won a 2010 BMW Z4...on her first try. That could have been me.

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  11. Hey I was there in that exact same spot a month ago. I ordered a long purple drink across from there.

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  12. Hey I was there in that exact same spot a month ago. I ordered a long purple drink across from there.

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