Okay, so I'm totally going to announce the contest winner tomorrow, swearsies. For now, watch this video of me WINNING in Vegas on the huge ass slot machine. Also, note the many rude people walking right in front of the camera. Bitches.
Not pictured: The man who went right before me who spent $20 trying to win. He looked pretty fucking pissed when I won on my second spin.
PS - Don't I look like a professional gambler?
PSS - More videos to come. They're not sex tapes but still pretty fun.