Thursday, July 29, 2010

Shit On Your Dick

Where am I?



Physically, I will soon be on my way to Vegas. But sexually, I'm over at Dan's blog.

Wait, what?

Anyways, Dan asked me to guest post for him while he's on vacation this weekend, and I have never been a guest blogger before so this is all very new and sexciting. Also, Dan is disgustingly awesome so I know you guys will like his blog. Plus he says really awesome things about me. Ch-ch-ch-check it out!

Plus I knew y'all would miss me like WHOA so now you have a little bit of Sara for the weekend. You're welcome.

Now go read my post over there about "shit on your dick" niz-ow!

Trust me, you need to know this.

Also, I plan on having this picture made into a shirt and wearing it all weekend. Good idea, no?



Also, I plan on getting some treats for y'all while I'm there which means there's going to be a badass giveaway coming up. And you KNOW that I'll pick out something good for you. (Hint: It will probably be shaped like a penis or a vagina. Don't say I didn't warn you.)

Also, I was reading Jordan's blog, and she had a great idea regarding postcards. I would really, really LOVE to get postcards from all over the country (or even the world) and make a fucking awesome living room decoration to hang on the wall. So if you want to be a part of my home eternally, send me an email at tatorhead328 at yahoo dot com.

And if you want a postcard back, let me know! I'm sure I can find one with an alligator on it for ya. Unless you want one from Vegas... if that's the case, you better let me know ASAP because I'm coming home on Monday, procrastinators.

ALSO, I went to a Japenese sushi & grill Wednesday night and ended up seated next to a couple I'd never met. As the girl was leaving the restaurant when we were finished, she said, "It's like you have situational aspergers!"

Fuck.

Yes.

Hope y'all have a great weekend! (Though it definitely won't be as good as mine!)

11 comments:

  1. I read it and commented over there. Brilliant :)

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  2. Have fun.

    Not that you need told that, but I had nothing else once I was distracted by the $2 BJ sign and wondering which casino to call for that special.

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  3. heading over to read your blog post now!

    i'm also trying to figure out what "BJ" actually meant in that situation...i can only think of "burnt juggler" or "baby juice" right now...

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  4. I just wanted to say that I like the new (newish?) graphic at the top of the page. It's perfect.

    And also, I've been accused of "situational aspergers" as well. Literally, phrased that same way. This is why I'm now a selective mute.

    Anyway, I'm gonna go learn about shit on yr dick now. Have fun in Vegas!

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  5. SO JEALOUS. One of my close guy friends is there right now, and I got a voicemail from him at 5am that said (and i quote VERBATIM) "SARA! I'M NEVER COMING HOME! VEGAS IS AWESOME! ASLKDJF;LAJ JUST GOT A BLOW JOB IN THE BUSHES BY THE PALMS. GREATEST. CITY. EVER!!!!!!! ASDFL;J DRUNK AND NICE KNOWING YOU. FUCK THE OTHER CITIES. VEGAS BABY! KLOVEYOUBYE."

    I'm sure you're having just as much fun :)

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  6. I hope you have a fabulous time in Vegas! Can't wait to hear all about it.

    I think the postcard idea is fantastic. I've been collecting them for years, but I never thought to make anything artsy. Humph.

    I'll send you postcards in exchange for postcards. :)

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  7. Fantastic. The whole shit-on-tha-dick (not your wording but same difference) totally true. Btw..while in Vegas make sure you grab a police officers crotch while slapping his ass at the same time they LOVE that shit!

    Have a $2 BJ hell of a time!

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  8. $2 BJ~ well worth the money....questionable the giver......What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas....Girl trip Aug 2011 the little sister of a gazillion of us turns 21....We are counting down the days..

    I AM UP FOR A POST CARD SWAP....Dayton Ohio...Aviation??? tickle your fancy fucking spot?

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  9. When you get back from Vegas there is an award for you on my blog!

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  10. your blog is hilarious, i'm your new faithful follower.
    have fun in vegas! i'm going the end of september and i'm shitting myself with excitment

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